Katherine Turner

Queen of the Overshare here, baring my foibles for your edification and amusement – just promise you’ll laugh with me more than at me and we’ll plow through this whole forming-a-human-life thing together.

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Member for: 14 weeks 4 days
Location: Northern California

Katherine writes on a loose-keyed iBook with raisins pushed in the screen’s corners that sits on a red plastic TV tray. Her husband goes to work where he has a shiny honkin' MacBook Pro that I’m betting is raisin-free. Katherine must often mutter aloud at bedtime in order to stop the Wonder Pets chant from repeating in her sleep. She has had several Oobi-related nightmares. Her husband doesn't correct the boys' minor pronunciation gaffes in front of the grandparents like calling Percy the Train "Peepus" or "Poosy." That joy is Katherine's alone. He can't recite "The Color Kittens Golden Book." Nope. Just Katherine. He also can’t tell which of the boys pooped by individual aroma. Who can? (Cue Shaft music) Katherine! Damn right.